so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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