He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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