And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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