Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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