Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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