Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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