So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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