There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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