He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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