I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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