saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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