Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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