Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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