Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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