I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
how drunk are you?
Several
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
