Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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