I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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