the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How's work?
Spinning.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
