nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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