i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
they need to just BURY HIM!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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