I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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