Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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