Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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