spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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