Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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