I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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