4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
