Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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