I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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