How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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