Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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