So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize