You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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