hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
