Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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