You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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