somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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