you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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