sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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