Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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