Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Someone shit on the floor
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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