Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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