yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
