i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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