Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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