Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
how do flat chested girls get laid?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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