Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sponge bath it is.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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