is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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