you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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