She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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