After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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