i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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